Syngenta has compiled these emails into a 102 page document posted online. And they are worth a read. Come on, how awesome is it to have a scientist end an email with “word to your mother.” It’s pretty much 102 pages of Hayes jive talkin’ and smack talkin’ Syngenta.
“my abstract for e.hormone below. ...
"strike like lightening
voice like thunder
i hear the fear when you call my name
oh so frightening
makes you wonder
if the second coming done already came
WHERE MY DAWGS AT? ATRAZINE AND THE FALL OF MAN”
“you thought you hit a nerve
but i threw a curve
and sho' cold busted a vein//see the man in black just keeps coming back
while you flushin yo money down the drain
so go'head, bring "your boys"
cuz i'm bringing the noise
i told ya, you can't stop the rage
you been braggin but we'll see who's tea baggin
when TDawg hits the stage”
This isn’t the first time Hayes has been known to talk in rhyme, such as the Atrazine Rap:
Reading the taunting emails, I have to award Dr. Hayes a few internets for his grade A trolling. Pretty much, I just picture this: